2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via iknowallyourdirtysecrets)

The last two and a half weeks I have been back and forth from the doctor about 5 times, getting a skin cancer check on my moles, getting those moles removed, getting the stitches checked, getting the stitches removed and getting the lab results.

The one removed from my head was completely fine. The one from my ribs apparently had an abnormal growth margin (I didn’t really understand what the doctor was saying because he spoke in mostly medical terms) but the part I did understand was that the growth was benign. Excellent news.

Back to going slightly mad trying to keep up with uni assignments.

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(Source: the-lonely-scottish-guy, via djmumford)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via daftestpunk)