The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: Sonder

sleepless-beauty:

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate…

So I was sick yesterday with some bizarre stomach bug/headache that meant I slept for most of the day and Michael took that as an opportunity to write ‘brb doing a long pee’ on my tumblr…

brb doing a long pee


“I don’t like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.” -Karl Lagerfeld

(Source: vivitictac, via ambivalentaffection)

Anonymous:
im pretty sure my gf is knitting me a blanket. knit him a blanket? and I think the traditional present for 21st is a ring, buy him a ring? does he wear watches? buy him a fucking Ace Watch. Alpha Watch! orrrr a suit, or a rediculously good jacket, it is winter! or a basketball.but then fill the inside of the basketball with love! noting beats a good high five though, just slap him some five. all. day.

hahaha yes this is brilliant.

lol knit him a blanket, classic. But I don’t have da skillz. And he already has a alpha watch, a ring, and I bought him a jacket in a previous birthday. and a basketball with love would be amazing, if he played/had any interest in basketball.

I certainly will slap him all day though! Not high fives though, I’ll just give him a good birthday beatin’. thanks for the suggestions, keep ‘em coming xx

Anonymous:
50 blowjobs

haha is that a suggestion for Michael’s present? sick one. Is it true that that is all guys ever want?

Bit of a cop-out don’t you think? considering he already gets those not on his birthday. BUT 50 IS A BIG NUMBER OMGGGG imagine haha would be terrible for both parties after a while.

Anon, your idea sucks

terrible pun intended.

Anonymous:
so you want a real question not spam? why do you care so much about your boyfriends present? I mean, you are his gf but you guys will only break up soon anyway right? young love isnt forever, save the money and dont stress about it

Saving money is grand advice.
Being a cheap ass girlfriend after knowing/dating him for nearly 5 years…not so grand advice.
I highly doubt I would regret buying Michael a present. If anything the only thing I regret is not having enough money to buy him something amaaaazing. Or to buy any and all of my friends amazing presents 
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and yes, thanks for the ‘real question’ :)